Monday, May 02, 2005

Who Is This Oolon Coluphid Person Anyway?

God is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big God is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to God.

(With apologies to Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," the movie of which is now in theaters.)

4 comments:

  1. Very nice. You and your lovely wife are doubtlessly two hoopy froods who always know where their towels are :)

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  2. So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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  3. Speaking of which, I'd love to find the lyrics to that opening song from the movie!

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  4. On short notice, this is the best I could find on that subject -- unsatisfying as it leaves out the big operetta portion towards the end, but still:

    So Long and Thanks For All The Fish

    So long and thanks for all the fish.
    So sad that it should come to this.
    We tried to warn you all but, oh dear.

    You may not share our intellect,
    Which might explain your disrespect
    For all the natural wonders that grow around you.

    So long, so long, so long and thanks for all the fish.

    The world's about to be destroyed,
    There's no point getting all annoyed.
    Lie back and let the planet dissolve.

    Despite those nets and tuna fleets
    We thought that most of you were sweet.
    Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women.

    So long (thanks a lot) and thanks for all the fish.

    If I could have one last wish, I would like a tasty fish.
    If I could just change one thing, we would all have learned to sing.

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